On any given day, I have some 800-plus unread chats on my WhatsApp, that's how
active I am.
Come Diwali and I was waiting for a "Forward" that I could forward; I saw one touchy video that I sent to many. People texted back saying, "Akshayatritiya was in May." That was the first unread text from that chat, I presumed it was for Diwali.
I sent another one to cover it up. Sushma Aunty texted back, saying, “Did you join Kapoor Jewellers?"
To some I had already forwarded the wishes from the Patils; I am a Dikshit by the way!
